i really want to stay home today but theres no way in hell my parents would let me
I feel like when you’re so stressed out and so anxious to the point where you actually consider killing yourself, you should be allowed to take a day off from school without getting in trouble
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.